Happy Halloween!

best.pumpkin.ever.



(h/t Matt Algren's twitter)

PS: Totally went as Edward Cullen for Halloween for my church's Trunk or Treat.  
If we are facebook friends, you can see the pics!

Saturday is for Star Wars

What Stormtroopers do on their day off (full series here).



How to Worship [humor][video]

This is perfect. Hope you follow these simple steps for worship on Sunday.



DDoS: Divine Denial of Service Attack on God [humor]

A Distributed Denial of Service (DDoS) is a computer-based attack whereby a website or company is inundated with thousands (or millions) of requests. It slows down the website, the computers can't handle it, and it takes it offline.

Recently an atheist organization suffered this kind of attack and has decided to take retribution...on God.

As you may already be aware, recently the Atheist Foundation of Australia and the Global Atheist Convention websites were the target of a significant DDoS (Distributed Denial of Service) attack, which began on Monday 19 October.

This is a call to all non-believers and advocates for freedom of speech to join us in a global co-ordinated minute of prayer with the aim of inundating God (in this context, the Christian god, God, as distinct from the Greek god, Zeus, the Egyptian god, Ra etc etc) with so many useless prayers that it causes his divineness to go offline as as result of our own DDOS ('Divine' Denial of Service).

The prayer minute will be at exactly 8pm (Eastern Standard Time) and 9am (Greenwich Mean Time) on Sunday 8 November 2009.
Hilarious! Good luck with that! (h/t net.effect)

Glo: The Bible for a Digital World [review]


A seminary friend on Facebook pointed me in the direction of the Glo: The Bible for a Digital World (website here).   It's an interactive bible with pictures, video, timelines, articles, and an NIV bible for notes and presentations.  It seemed like a good resource for bible studies of all ages, so I picked it up over the weekend.  If you want a review of its functionality and overview, check out JesusFreakHideout, but as usual I'll be running it through grueling trials.  Read on...

Why a multimedia bible?  I have only to look at the immediate attention that children and youth give to media and movies to know that Bible teaching may benefit from using media resources to stimulate learning. We know from neurological studies that neurons that fire together, wire together.  So multimedia may be useful for students to fuse bible teaching with everyday discipleship.

My initial enthusiasm was dampened when I saw the publisher: Zondervan, which is not known for having a breadth of theological resources in academic circles.  If it is truly to be a study resource, it ought to have a breadth of theological diversity in its resources, which Zondervan just doesn't want have.  But let's not judge them unfairly until I get through the material..

So let's walk through Joys and Concerns, shall we? And end with case studies of Glo's treatment of a biblical text and a hot topic.

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Hell Houses



My senior year of high school, a couple of us went to a Hell House, which is a Christian haunted house with the goal of scaring youth to Christ (aka Judgment House).  There are various incarnations of these events (done during the Halloween season), but most focus on what hell looks like and include sinners burning in hell.   The goal is to scare you as far as what hell is like and make you commit your life to Christ.

As readers of the blog know, I just moved back to the Bible Belt after 6 years away.  The first week of October, my spouse (not from the bible belt) saw a billboard for GUTS church's Nightmare (aka Hell House) and asked what it was, her eyes widening in horror as I recounted my experience in high school.  And last night, NPR's syndicated show This American Life (from Chicago) re-ran a program from 2002 about Christian Hell Houses, particularly one Hell House done about 6 months after Columbine. 

Hell houses go for shock value.  The participants often include:
  • A teenage girl with white sweatpants and a red bloody crotch who had an abortion and is in hell.
  • A gay teen who dies from AIDS and is in hell
  • School shooting victims who didn't confess Christ in time and are in hell.
  • A girl who gets her drink spiked at a rave, is gang-raped, and commits suicide...and is in hell (because of the suicide, of course).

Read on for more:

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Video Game Proverbs




Respect Your Elders [humor][video]

Honoring the spirit of the Fifth Commandment:



h/t Susan on Facebook.

Amateurs in the Institutional Church 1of2

I know that blog posts about the Church and online media/phenomenon don't get many replies here, but I post them anyways because that's an area I'm interested in.

So here's Internet theorist Clay Shirky (remember him from the What the Church can Learn from Wikipedia series?) talking about the the effect of amateurization and what institutions can do to respond to it...and *I* think it has parallels in the church.  Check out the video and read specific quotes after the jump:



Here's a striking quote for me. Shirky is talking about the advance of online media options and interaction, but I think it parallels the church too:

When you open up new capability, then the average quality decreases. But that happened with the printing press. Prior to the printing press, the only written works which were obsessively copied were Plato, Aristotle, [hand]-copied by monks. When the printing press came along, the quality of the average book actually fell because now lots of people could be writers. So this is the absolutely normal pattern for new media....the way you get out of that is if the increase in abundance is so enormous that the absolute amount of good stuff increases.

[Thus I believe] we are living through the largest increase in expressive capability in the history of the human race.
In short, mass amateurization of an industry certainly reduces the quality of the industry (think blogger ethics v. journalism standards), but because it's en masse the amount of good stuff increases.  So while any idiot with a keyboard can post something online, there are brilliant people who can now reflect online too.  So while the overall quality of the written word has gone down in recent years thanks to txting, IM, and blogs...the sheer amount of good contributions have gone up...if you can wade through the garbage, that is!

I see elements of this in the Church today:

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God is a Hacker, Not an Engineer

Ran across a quote that sounded interesting and lets me geek out a bit; thought I would share.

"Contrary to the ultra-Darwinist view, reverse engineering doesn't always work in biology for the simple reason that God is not an engineer; God's a hacker."
Francis Crick, Co-discoverer of DNS
I think the original reference is the chaotic mutations and random genetic transformations of organic beings make for a big difficulty to start with a frog and end up with complete fish genetics.  However, it becomes exponentially more difficult with rapidly growing and complex organs like the human brain as the brain changes daily from utero to death.  Reverse-engineering the human brain and creating a robotic or synthetic one that replicates human brains (the Singularity) and passes scrutiny as a human being (the Turing Test) is nigh impossible.*  In this sense, because of the human brain, we may never become God-like creators of our own image.


However, there's a question of theology in the quote as well.  As mentioned at a Slashdot discussion on the above quote, if God is a hacker then we would expect the "code" to be clean and foolproof.  After all, hacking into a system written by someone smarter than you is exponentially more difficult; and if God was the engineer, then finite humans are sunk trying to completely understand God's creation.

However, our DNA is practically a binary system, with four pairs as the basis for its complexity. Our own DNA has crap DNA strands that mean nothing other than evolutionary history (the Appendix, anyone?).   Damaged brains teach us that brains rewrite themselves on the fly, not from some systematic reboot.  So we don't have a highly complex brain that is perfectly written with neat engineer code; rather, we have a haphazard hacked system patched on the fly that can fail at any moment and it is a wonder that all the neurons continue firing.

If God is a hacker, then there's hope for humanity.

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Church building a $5m Bridge [bad.hack]


A bad.hack (read more about it here) is a manipulation of a Christian system either using illicit means to achieve an end, or achieving goals that leave the system worse off and less open than before. Read on for the hack!

Hope you have your tissues handy.  Northpoint Church has a terrible problem of being a mega-church but having only one entrance/exit to their location.  Their pastor Andy Stanley outlines the problem:

Are you tired of sitting in the parking lot for twenty minutes after church?

Do you hesitate to invite friends to church because of the complexity of getting on and off our campus?

Have you ever skipped the closing song to beat the crowds to lunch?
I'm teary.  I wish there was something they could do.

Oh, there is.

Build a $5 million dollar bridge to create a second entrance!
Well, if you answered "Yes" to any of those questions, we have some great news for you. We are about to start construction on a bridge that will connect our campus to Old Milton Parkway.
Really?  $5 million of church dollars for a bridge that will save everyone 20-30 minutes and allow the church to "grow to capacity?"  Really?

While I like to hulk-smash things when I hear of churches spending money on infrastructure rather than helping other people who are dying, we all have different understandings of the gospel and we all have different roles to play.  Fair enough and we trust in God that we are following roles faithfully and thoughtfully, diverse as they are.

But their rationale is that it is a missional value to build this bridge.  What?  Really.
If our mission is to be a church thatʼs perfectly designed for the people who already attend, then we donʼt need a bridge. But if we want to continue to be a church unchurched people love to attend, then yes, itʼs worth it. From my perspective, this is not a “nice to have” option. Honestly, I donʼt want to raise money for, or give money to, something thatʼs not mission critical. I believe creating a second access point allows us to stay on mission. That is why weʼve been working on this for nine years.
Building a bridge for the purposes of allowing more suburban people to get to church cannot be legitimately defended as a missional value.

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No Comment Whatsoever [video]

Title: Church sponsors book burning, includes bibles.



No comment...whatsoever. 

If yer gonna be a literalist...be one. [bad.hack]

Dear Biblical Literalists,

A few days back, Andrew Sullivan reported on a story about a group of guys who viciously attacked a New York gay man.  A heinous crime no matter what you believe about people who are gay.  One member of the group (who may or may not have participated) flashed his tattoo in the coverage:



Yep, that's right.  A tattoo of Leviticus 18:22.  A Leviticus quote which he understands to refer to gayness.*

Obviously, dear Biblical Literalists, this gentleman takes his faith seriously and his bible literally.

Too bad he didn't read a chapter further which literally condemns tattoos:
Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.
Leviticus 19:28, the one true translation KJV
If you are gonna be a biblical literalist, or just hold everyone to the Holiness Code...please be whole-hog instead of piecemeal.  Otherwise you are guilty of the same sin you accuse others of.

Thanks!  Have a great Friday!

~UMJeremy

* It can be interpreted to refer to acts between persons, not orientation. The More You Know! [cue flying star]

Blog Action Day Recap [2008-2009]

Here's a recap of the Blog Action Day participation on Hacking Christianity:

Climate Change 2009

  • Hacking Global Warming: exploring how our understanding of God as relational can lead to advances in understanding climate change.
  • Hacking Global Cooling: exploring how our human condition of growing closer and yet more frigid towards each other compounds the problem of climate change
  • Hacking Climate Change: exploring how aggregate individual responses and caring for individual ecosystems will yield positive understandings of God and our response to climate change.
Poverty 2008
  • Hacking Poverty: exploring how poverty is about people with names, that we ought to react out of abundance rather than scarcity, and how we as the non-poor suffer from poverty as well.
Thanks for reading and hopefully we can make a difference.


Hacking Climate Change [3of3] [BlogActionDay]


Today is the second annual Blog Action Day that HX has participated in.  Last year's post was on Poverty; and as you can see, this year's is on Climate Change.  I would encourage you to check out www.blogactionday.org to see what other groups have talked about.

Part III - Hacking Climate Change

As was said in part I, Climate Change is so huge that to detail exactly what it is, what is causing it, what role humans have in it, is just too tedious. So far, instead, we've talked about our understanding of God and the human condition upon which we can rest our struggles with climate change.

There are two assurances that we have even as we wrestle with difficult topics. 

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Hacking Climate Change [2of3] [BlogActionDay]


Today is the second annual Blog Action Day that HX has participated in.  Last year's post was on Poverty; and as you can see, this year's is on Climate Change.  I would encourage you to check out www.blogactionday.org to see what other groups have talked about.

Part II - Hacking Global Cooling

If last post was the good news, affirmations about God, then this post is the bad news, or our human condition.  It is an adaptation of an Earth Day sermon in 2009 I gave.  Read on for more:

Did you know that Earth Day was established in 1970 to oppose something very different than we hear about today?  In 1969 there was growing concern over global cooling, over fears that we were entering into another ice age. These were popular ideas but were ultimately misunderstandings of the scientific data at the time.

Today, we hear a lot about global warming, about the earth growing warmer and hotter as man-made gasses capture heat in the atmosphere and the polar ice caps melt and thus no longer reflect the sun's warmth back into space.

But I want to talk about global cooling.About the way how we as humans have become cool to one another, detached, unaffected by anothers' ills. 

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Hacking Climate Change [1of3] [BlogActionDay]


Today is the second annual Blog Action Day that HX has participated in.  Last year's post was on Poverty; and as you can see, this year's is on Climate Change.  I would encourage you to check out www.blogactionday.org to see what other groups have talked about.

Part I - Hacking Global Warming

Climate Change is so huge that to detail exactly what it is, what is causing it, what role humans have in it, is just too tedious.  Though it seems impossible, talking about God (who is infinitely bigger) is actually easier than talking about Climate Change.  It is in talking about God that we participate in Global Warming...the good kind!

One of the key affirmations/assumptions of this blog post is that God is imminent in creation.  The world is in God, God is connected to the world.  As Sallie McFague in A New Climate for Theology states. "God and the world are not two separate realities that exist independently and must somehow find each other.  Rather, the world is 'charged' with God as if with electricity" (pg 162).

Blog Action Day Preview

Blog Action Day is tomorrow, focusing on climate change. 

We've got three blog posts lined up for tomorrow:

  1. Hacking Global Warming (conversation partners: Peter Rollins, Star Wars, Mechthild of Magdeburg, Kester Brewin, and Sallie McFague)
  2. Hacking Global Cooling (section of a sermon I gave on Earth Day last year)
  3. Hacking Climate Change (Julian of Norwich, Linus Torvald, Wikipedia, Sallie McFague, and you!)
Stop on by at 9am, 12pm, and 3pm for the posts!

Was Jesus a Martyr? [open conversation]



These days we're doing a chapter-by-chapter discussion of Gonzalez's Church History books...what I thought was boring in Seminary makes for lively conversation in the church! 

So the conversation came up about the early Christian martyrs and trying to define what 'martyr' meant.  We waffled between two definitions:
  1. Someone who dies for a cause  *OR*
  2. Someone who dies because of a cause
Then from the leftmost table (the troublemakers) came the question:

Was Jesus a Martyr?

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Retro Nintendo + Jazz = Awesome

Here's 8-bit Nintendo retro goodness with jazz accompaniment (sax and keyboard, I believe).



(h/t Neatorama)

Don't Cut Up Your Bible [bad.hack]


Thomas Jefferson disagreed with parts of the New Testament and considered them irrelevant (or too "supernatural") to the core parts of the Christian faith.  He famously published his own New Testament with sections edited out, entire books missing.  It's been called the Jefferson Bible.

History repeats itself with the advent of the Conservative Bible Project, an online effort to re-translate (or perhaps rewrite) the bible to better reflect their concept of conservative ideals.  From the link (yes, this is serious):

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Church History in 4 minutes [video]

This post is dedicated to the seminarians entering month #2 of Church History and are freaking out a bit.

And the added bonus that it is to the tune of "We didn't Star the Fire" is pretty awesome.



(h/t Exploring Our Matrix...thanks Professor McGrath!)

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